With the rise in news stories about zombies over the past year, we thought it would be a good idea to revisit how to rebuild society once the zombie apocalypse has passed.
The shuffling, mindless creep towards the inevitable end of everything we know and love.
Zombies.
What’s the best way to deal with the impending zombie apocalypse?
Start recruiting volunteers to help you rebuild society. It might sound a bit strange to start thinking about rebuilding after the zombie apocalypse before it’s happened, but you always start recruiting volunteers before you need them. Besides, we know not to start recruiting volunteers on the day of our projects, why would recruiting for the zombie apocalypse be any different?
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Get ready for the inevitable rise of the living dead. Being prepared is the most important part of any emergency, and different emergencies require different kinds of preparedness. there are some basic steps that you want to follow for all emergencies, though. Make sure that you have a plan in place and everyone in your family knows what to do when the zombies finally come. And remember, you never run out of crowbar.
When the zombies come, it’s all about efficiency. Remember, it’s not about what everyone else is doing, it’s about what works best for you. Don’t focus on the preferred or cool way to get the job done. Focus on getting things done. Partnering with big companies might seem like the best way to stay alive when the zombies come, but building strong partnerships with your neighbors is important, too. They’re not as flashy, but smaller organizations are more adaptable, which makes survival easier. Zombies hate that!
Braaaiiinnnsss. Once the zombie apocalypse starts to wind down, the survivors are going to need to start rebuilding society. You’ll need all kinds of volunteers to help rebuild, and volunteers with specific skills will be helpful in restoring society to it’s pre-zombie splendor. You’ll want to recruit skills-based volunteers, because the very things that the living dead feed upon will help to rebuild society. Yes, skills-based volunteers keep all of their knowledge in their braaaiiinnnsss.
The Double Tap. Not only effective in making sure a zombie goes down and stays down (they’re good fakers, zombies), the double tap can be used in just about every aspect of working with volunteers. Whether it’s making the ask for volunteers, orienting volunteers, training volunteers, or thanking them for a job well done, always take the time to do it twice.


Have an escape route. Take the time to draw a floor plan of your home and mark escape routes for each room. Make sure children understand the drawings and have a copy in their rooms. Don’t forget to establish a meeting places in the event of an emergency like a fire.
To shut off water, locate the shut off valve where the water comes into your home – it may look like this:
Have a plan for family pets. Just like you, animals can be affected by disasters. Make sure you know a shelter you can take your pets to in case of an evacuation. Gather together pet supplies and vet records, and make sure your pet has proper ID. Provide a carrier and leash for your pet. You can contact your local emergency management office, animal shelter, or animal control office for more advice or information.
Preparing a disaster kit on a sunny afternoon can help keep you safe when the clouds roll in. While you can purchase a disaster kit with a lot of things that you need in it, you can also build your own. Building your own lets you include things specifically for you and your family.
You can even make a volunteer project out of building your disaster kit by
Know what you’re looking for.
The key to recruiting and retaining boomer volunteers is for nonprofits and volunteer centers to develop an ongoing dialogue with boomers and tailoring service opportunities to meet their needs and desires around service. Here are some tips for focusing on boom recruitment and retention:
Be highly aware of the images used in materials targeted towards boomers. According to the Boomer Project national survey, boomers see themselves as being at least 12 years younger than their chronological age. Images of individuals they perceive as “elderly” may be unappealing to boomers – they want to see people who reflect their own self-image.
An organization’s ability to not only survive, but also thrive in the future is directly proportionate to its capacity to learn. People within organizations, both individually and collectively, need to develop the ability to reflect on their work and willingness to uncover, understand, and reconsider the basic assumptions that underlie the work.
Keep calm (and carry on).
You might want to start the conversation with the volunteer with a list of things that are frustrating you. It’s not the best course of action, even though it might feel good to get it all off of your chest.


